Cookie notice

Last updated: 6 August 2026

What we set

Nothing. This website stores no cookies on your device and uses no local storage for tracking. We run no analytics, no advertising pixels, no heatmaps and no session recording.

That is why you were not shown a consent banner. Under the Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations, consent is required to store or access information on your device — and we do not.

What this page does not cover

The above is about this website. Our telephone line is a separate matter: it is answered by an automated voice assistant, and what is said is transcribed. No recording of the call is kept. The transcript is deleted after seven days, and the details you give are kept for the same period as a written enquiry.

That is set out in full in the privacy notice. We mention it here because everything above is a statement about web pages, and a page that opens by saying we store nothing should not leave you assuming the same of a phone call.

Why we have made that choice

We sell advice on measurement, so it is fair to ask why we do not measure our own site. Mostly because the enquiry form tells us what we need: the marketing parameters on the link you arrived through are recorded with the enquiry itself, and that answers the only question we have — which of our activity produces conversations.

We would rather that than a banner asking you to consent to something neither of us benefits from.

If that changes

If we add analytics, we will either choose a tool that requires no cookies and identifies nobody, or we will put a proper consent gate in front of it. If there is a banner, rejecting will be exactly as easy as accepting — one click, same prominence, no dark patterns — and nothing non-essential will load until you have chosen.

We will update this page and the privacy notice at the same time.

Questions

Email hello@topiaryecommerce.co.uk.